How?

A Positive Outlook

I love view too!

Huh?

Pronunciation is Key

Sounds like bad-ass to me.

The War of the Roses

Trust me, no, I do NOT want overpriced roses on Valentine's Day. Surprise me ANY other day of the year.


Fact: February 14 is the most important holiday for florists, accounting for 32% of annual sales.

Your Ship Has Come In!

And the price is right too!

Why Did the Turtle Cross the Road?

Since there's still snow on the ground, I'm guessing the turtles are still hibernating.

Pool Rules

When was the last time you blew your nose in a pool?

DUH!

Need they say more?

How to tell if you're in a bad neighborhood...

Did they have to say "by thieves"? At least the boxes aren't robbed nightly by nuns.